Monday, August 3, 2009

No Hide Steve.

No Hide Steve is a man you definately want to meet. He gets his name No Hide Steve from his amazing circus tactics. His most famous use of this was during Vietnam. After being stranded in the jungle for serveral YEARS and living off the land, No Hide Steve decided to wait for the enemy. He created a suit that would make him incredibly visible if he lay on the ground.
He laid on the ground and waited. Soon enough the VC was in his area. He waited, blindingly visible, and he waited some more. After waiting for several hours a lone soldier of the irregular Vietnamese Army (Viet Cong/Charlie/ THE MUTHA FUCKING VC) stepped over him. He stood up behind him and stripped all the cavities from this young man. This is where he gets his name. He is not a man, he is dentist. Glowing like a green highlighter in the jungle.
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Do you guys know those people? Yaknow, the people who are so cute, they make you just want to DIE! from how cute they are? AHH!!! I love those people! They're just so cute and amazingly perfect that their cuteness just kills you?

I've been getting cute attacks recently!

My life is so great. I really need to plan out all my summer reading though.

There are some total creeps though. But I guess they're OK every once in a while, to like make funny awkward situations. haha! I live for awkward situations, theyre so funny to laugh about afterwards (((((:

I have a serious obsession with Taylor Swift. She's like 24/7 for me. Her songs are really great and she's a good singer. AND she's a positive role model, unlike ahem miley cyrus. Ok, I love Taylor Swift. ENDOFSTORY!

I feel like Vlogging.

Kbai!

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